You know those punk gangs, the ones that really think they rule the road? You just hate them, don’t you? And you say, “Somebody’s gotta do something about these criminal gangs!” And we say, “Yeah, right?! Well, why don’t you do something, Mister Big Mouth!” You don’t have a car? We’ll give you a car! You don’t want to get arrested for taking the law into your own hands? No problem! You know why? Because this is NOT REAL! This is so much better than reality, baby! This is virtual TV: reality’s worst nightmare!
