Just Die Already

How can you survive when everyone is just waiting for you to kick the bucket?

There is only one thing left – to complete risky tasks and explore the world in search of coupons for free care.

It’s time to finally live for yourself, since for society you are practically dead!

FEATURES:

OLD BUT BRAVE

You will play as old people – evil, feeble, poor and hating the whole world. You didn’t even realize that you dreamed

of such a thing, right? Now you will finally understand your grannies and grandpas.

A REAL RUIN

Old age is no fun! Feel like a porcelain doll that can break anything from the slightest touch.

DANGER!

Dangerous stunts (not to be repeated at home, i.e. in a nursing home) will answer questions of existence. Is it possible to hit a target by loading a catapult with yourself? Or tear off your own head, beat a passerby with it and survive?

MISSION – RETIREMENT!

Rewards are given for completing dangerous tasks. The ultimate goal is to earn a place in a decent nursing home. Everything is logical. One piece of advice: try to LIVE long enough to live there.

PEPPERS UNITE!

Play alone or online in a team of up to five people. Complete challenges together or just cause utter chaos and rip off your friends’ limbs!

PLAY AS OLD PEOPLE

Yeah, it’s so cool that we decided to do it again.

EXPERIMENTS!

Grab everything in sight! Giant trout, trampolines, guns, wires, fireworks, bazookas, axes, trombones, horns, jetpacks… Of course, all of this is suitable for causing harm.

FREED YOUR INNER BOOMER!

Let’s show it to millennials and zoomers (we traditionally forget about Generation X)! NPC reactions depend on their age: some will be amused by your bullying, while others will run away.

YOUR LEVEL INSANITY

The city is full of details, secrets and hidden passages. Explore every corner and arrange the wildest experiments to get the most out of the game.

OLD..WHOSE

Okay, okay, this is the last time.

FREE POST-LAUNCH PVP MODES – AVAILABLE IN JUNE THIS YEAR

Give the boomers what they deserve – make them fight to the death! Compete with your old friends in the free Player Versus Player update. Play in 4 new arenas, customize game modes and tear off each other’s limbs.

Pull yourself together and pull up your pants – the mad battle of the ruins against the junk has BEGUN!